Like many humorists, GirlShawn is unfunny. Hostile sarcasm and general snark are trademarks of GirlShawn; however, you’ll grow to love it… or live to regret it. Coming to the epicenter of the entertainment universe from the Conch Republic, but not a Conch Republican, GirlShawn has salt water coursing through her veins. As a child, GirlShawn played radio station by recording the ads from her local radio station and playing them alongside the 45 records. As a grownup, she has worked in terrestrial radio and she has aspirations of being the local weather girl. GirlShawn realized these dreams are loftier than her current situation, and went to two week bartending school instead of climatology school. With the wealth that comes from running an internet show with no sponsors or income, GirlShawn is on target to have to get a real job soon. Donations are accepted via Paypal or envelopes stuffed full of cash and tucked behind the boiler in the basement of her apartment building.

GirlShawn has perfected talking in the third person while writing this bio, but hell… GirlShawn is worth it.

Email GirlShawn with celebrity gossip, trivial facts, and any job offers that will allow her to work from home – or within a 3 mile radius of the basement apartment: info@girlshawn.com.