Recently, I had a party at my place before I move out. Towards the end of it, I was approached by a Husband & Wife couple (Husband, skinny guy. Wife, fat slob. The guy must of fucked up somewhere, heh?) who I haven't seen in some years. In fact, I barely remember the both of them. Back when I was kid (they didn't say when exactly), I used to see them all the time (as they say)

The husband pretty much knew that I wasn't going to remember him. He pretty-much said: 'Ah, you probably don't remember me.' However, the wife wasn't too happy that I didn't remember her. She went on the subject on how she couldn't believe that dear ole' Robert (my real name) couldn't remember her, but I walked away like an asshole.

I hate these kinds of people who don't show up for years on end and expect me to remember them? Who the fuck is she anyway? She's just some fucking fat slob who I haven't seen since I was a kid, and I must remember who the fuck she is? Is she that fucking important? Not to me...

Something tells me that the husband is treated like shit often by her. Think about it. If I was married to this fat slob for a number of years, I'd fucking kill myself (I can bash fat people, I was once a 235-pound fat fuck at the height of 5'6 1/2" and I lost that weight by going into the ARMY. Fuck you Jenny Craig). But, maybe he is happy. Maybe he is a chubby-chaser. I don't know, but I kind of like the guy for saying 'Ahh, you probably don't remember me.'

Anybody has these kinds of people in their families or family-friends? You know, the person who feels he or she is very important but really isn't. And also becomes imprudent when you don't remember them? I personally have a poor memory.

Next time I see her, I'm going to ask, "Were you the one that was in prison for selling crack?"