Is it me, really?

Submitted by Tyler Hollywood on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 4:32pm.

Every now and then I get into these IM conversations where I am totally an asshole. Or I just know I am being scammed and I just go with the flow and really mess with people.

But as they say, Karma comes back to haunt you at times. Take this conversation for instance. From time to time I get totally off the wall Skype texts from web cam sites. Totally bogus, right? Well, they usually start off innocently, like "Hi" or "Hello" and as soon as you respond, they nail you with 100 questions.

Once they get enough info the questions keep popping up as the same or some of the same statements and questions are asked all over again. It's a porn bot! Really pisses me off because you thought you were having a real conversation.

Well, I thought I had one of those the other day and thought I would mess with it. Hilarity ensues.

[4/9/2009 8:27:38 PM] mary smith says: hi
[4/9/2009 8:28:55 PM] Tyler Hollywood (TalkRadioX) says: Mary Smith. ::smiles:: Such a generic name, you hardly see it anymore.
[4/9/2009 8:29:53 PM] mary smith says: how
[4/9/2009 8:30:23 PM] Tyler Hollywood (TalkRadioX) says: How what?
[4/9/2009 8:31:46 PM] mary smith says: tell ur name
[4/9/2009 8:31:53 PM] mary smith says: and age
[4/9/2009 8:32:45 PM] Tyler Hollywood (TalkRadioX) says: Wow. No "Hi there, my name is..." Just right to the questions. You have my name and if you check the profile, I think you'll have age. Now...let me ask you a question.
[4/9/2009 8:34:51 PM] mary smith says: ok
[4/9/2009 8:36:14 PM] Tyler Hollywood (TalkRadioX) says: How much do you charge on your web cam site?
[4/9/2009 8:36:17 PM] Tyler Hollywood (TalkRadioX) says: ::chuckles::
[4/9/2009 8:37:28 PM] mary smith says: I DONT HAVE
[4/9/2009 8:37:41 PM] Tyler Hollywood (TalkRadioX) says: ::chuckles:: I tease.
[4/9/2009 8:37:49 PM] Tyler Hollywood (TalkRadioX) says: I get a lot of those types.
[4/9/2009 8:38:45 PM] mary smith says: ARE U MARRIED
[4/9/2009 8:39:01 PM] Tyler Hollywood (TalkRadioX) says: Ack! No way, are you kidding? I tried that once.
[4/9/2009 8:39:07 PM] Tyler Hollywood (TalkRadioX) says: I'm a bachelor for life.
[4/9/2009 8:40:58 PM] mary smith says: HAHAAHAHAH
[4/9/2009 8:41:15 PM] mary smith says: BACHELOR FOR LIFE
[4/9/2009 8:41:31 PM] mary smith says: HOW OLD ARE U NOW
[4/9/2009 8:41:47 PM] Tyler Hollywood (TalkRadioX) says: 43 dear. You?
[4/9/2009 8:43:19 PM] mary smith says: AM 25
[4/9/2009 8:43:29 PM] mary smith says: UR PIC
[4/9/2009 8:43:54 PM] Tyler Hollywood (TalkRadioX) says: What about it?
[4/9/2009 8:44:27 PM] mary smith says: CAN I SEE
[4/9/2009 8:45:26 PM] Tyler Hollywood (TalkRadioX) says: It's in my profile.
[4/9/2009 8:45:45 PM] Tyler Hollywood (TalkRadioX) says: Add me and you'll see it.
[4/9/2009 8:46:44 PM] Tyler Hollywood (TalkRadioX) says: And let me get this straight. Yer 25 flirtin with a 43 year old.
[4/9/2009 8:46:44 PM] mary smith says: I DONT NO HOW TO DO THAT
[4/9/2009 8:46:49 PM] mary smith says: AM NEW HERE
[4/9/2009 8:47:02 PM] mary smith says: CAN YOU DO IT FOR ME
[4/9/2009 8:47:04 PM] mary smith says: PLS
[4/9/2009 8:47:40 PM] Tyler Hollywood (TalkRadioX) says: Do what?
[4/9/2009 8:48:30 PM] mary smith says: ADD ME
[4/9/2009 8:48:43 PM] mary smith says: AM NEW ON THIS SIT
[4/9/2009 8:49:36 PM] Tyler Hollywood (TalkRadioX) says: You are added already.
[4/9/2009 8:49:48 PM] Tyler Hollywood (TalkRadioX) says: I see you on my list, so you must have added me.
[4/9/2009 8:50:05 PM] mary smith says: OK
[4/9/2009 8:50:14 PM] mary smith says: I CAN SEE U NOW
[4/9/2009 8:50:17 PM] mary smith says: U FAT