With a "pole" like that, I can't see how you were relaxed in this picture.

What?

Oh, that's a table umbrella support pole?

Nevermind.

I'm shocked and apalled.
How could I have known that Nelly would take my picture and photoshop a "strategically placed" pole on it...
The sophisticated psychology behind this was sold out by Antubert, who immediately saw that the pole was there to subconsciously attract women to this pickture of me by the pool.
(a Freudian thing?)
Wehn necessary, I play 'the blind-card' if it suits me, hahahhaah
And furthermore: MIND YOUR OWN POLE! ;-)