The bear dun gave the finger to the wrong rabbit... so here, I give you the top 10 reasons why it's a good idea to decapitate the Bear:

1. The pillows in the green room will finally have a rest from being violated every night.

2. Can't give the finger when you don't have hands...

3. He's not a real bear, so the aspca doesn't give a shit.

4. Having his headless body roam around the C.I.C. will make for a good ghost story.

5. You can Sew his head back on, anyway

6. You won't have to wait to use the dryer while the bear is riding it like a carnival ride.

7. The mime won't have to use concealer makeup for his bruises anymore.

8. The C.I.C. will stop getting cotton dander clogging up it's air filters

9. More Kristy time at the end of the show

10. I need a grease rag for my truck.

(You can have your head back, when you decide to be nice, Mo.)